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Nitromian 97771
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Status Update , 3 years ago Report Reply

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I think he's referencing a commercial.
Commented on Game Twin Shot 2, 3 years ago Report Reply

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Nitrome! I demand you make a second Dirk Valentine! Who's with me?!
Commented on Game Dirk Valentine, 3 years ago Report Reply

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Nitrome oh Nitrome, how I love your new games and old, but there is a disturbance from what I've been told. Instead of fighting about what games are better, we should embrance the news and olds together! So everyone gather 'round, and let me tell you something that may sound profound, we are all Nitromians, proud and true, so let's love the old games and news like we all used to do! I must declare that this poem will hopefully stop the tear, the tear between the news and olds! And remember Nitrome, we are still faithful
Commented on Game Turn-Undead, 3 years ago Report Reply

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Fireworks, Ditto isn't a cat... It's just her bow.
Commented on Game Skywire, 4 years ago Report Reply

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What kind of controversy?
Commented on Game Ditto, 4 years ago Report Reply

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Man, Nitrome is the cat's pajamas!
Commented on Game Parasite, 4 years ago Report Reply

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*withdrawn comment*
Commented on Game changeType(), 4 years ago Report Reply

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It actually is... A RPG is a Role Playing Game. In this RPG you are playing the role of a awkward child wannabe knight going on adventures.
Commented on Game Blast RPG, 4 years ago Report Reply

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I made a song for this: (To the tune to most middle age themed songs, you know, mandolin and stuff.) So the lono-some hero journeys on his quest, to kill tons of serpents and show his daddy he is the best. He journeys and journeys, slicing dragons one at a time, never even stops to think "I want some key lime pie." But our hungry protagonist is the bloodthirsty sort , the kind that doesn't rest until he achieves this gory and rock-bottom sport. So the moral of this story should always be told, when jerky-lurk children think they are old and better than their old man. And what happened when the credits rolled and the ending cutscene has already been told, what did he do? He did it again until he was a stony piece of scorched mold.
Commented on Game Sky Serpents, 4 years ago Report Reply

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This is where I belong!
Commented on Game Flash Cat, 4 years ago Report Reply

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Oh_No, look at his avatar. XD
Commented on Game Flash Cat, 4 years ago Report Reply

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Hey Motion, this is for you. Oh Motion, what is your motion? Is it some sort of misfit potion? If I could answer all your trolly-dee-doll comments, I would. Here goes. You may think that I am lonely and I am dumb, but I have something you don't, emotional opposable thumbs. So no need to taunt, no need to troll, because let's all be honest, nobody likes a troll, except the troller. But before you post, think about this, who's the real grassy knoll when I'm posting thing? So here I am, sitting and wondering, is the only real motion your trollolol potion? You could be better, you could be great, you could be great, so why go around giving me and people hate? I got a new username, by the way. It's me, CandyToast.
Commented on Game changeType(), 4 years ago Report Reply

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No, I live a happy, true life.
Commented on Game Bad Ice-Cream 2, 4 years ago Report Reply

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Huh?
Commented on Game changeType(), 4 years ago Report Reply

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Coop, I am.
Commented on Game changeType(), 4 years ago Report Reply

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Who remembers when this was Number One "Top Games"? Good times, good times...
Commented on Game Mutiny, 4 years ago Report Reply

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Another forgotten relic from Nitrome's "Steampunk Era"
Commented on Game Dirk Valentine, 4 years ago Report Reply

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Oooo... I love it! Another one of Nitrome's forgotten steampunk treasures!
Commented on Game Glass Works, 4 years ago Report Reply

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Nitrome, oh Nitrome, how I love the new games and old. changeType() to Hot Air! All those games are beyond compare! For some odd reason though, I heard the old-game fanboys are smashing the new-games with dough! As faithful Nitromians, you know what we do, we reply, oh we reply to those that do. Let it be heard that no longer Nitrome shall be treated like a wishbone, old games and new getting separated like we all saw the poeteers do! Let's all embrace this wondrous website and no longer separate those new games and old! Who's with me? Let's all jump with glee!
Commented on Game Bad Ice-Cream 2, 4 years ago Report Reply

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Nitrome is a wondrous place, where we can all say "Yay!" With a smile on our face. But sadly, tis' true that on new games, people like me and you are posting poegetives! (Negative poems) Why is that you ask? It's because some of the old Nitromians are acting like peanutbutter flasks! They are creating a war between the old games and new, which isn't a practical thing to do! So hear me out, fellow Nitromians, a flame war between all the news and olds never did any good from what I've been tolds, If something isn't done soon, a really bad monsoon will come! A monsoon of poegitives, fighting against the poesitives! (Positive poems) My one last proposal is that we all embrace each other in harmony as Nitromians, proud and true.
Commented on Game Twin Shot 2, 4 years ago Report Reply

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Nitrome, I must say, that all your creations are a wonder getting better and better by each passing day. Sometimes tis sad but true, other people make poegitives (Negative Poems) on your new games alot, just be happy Nitrome, that you still have followers, proud and true, so that's a decent thing that we all could do! Gather 'round Nitromians for this is a revolution! Time to make that deduction on all those nay-sayers, well we are hay-sayers! The ones that inforce, not the ones that divorce the line between the players! A new tide has come, so sing a lully-dee-dum and join us in harmony!
Commented on Game changeType(), 4 years ago Report Reply

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Nitrome oh Nitrome, how I love your new games and old, but there is a disturbance from what I've been told. Instead of fighting about what games are better, we should embrance the news and olds together! So everyone gather 'round, and let me tell you something that may sound profound, we are all Nitromians, proud and true, so let's love the old games and news like we all used to do! I must declare that this poem will hopefully stop the tear, the tear between the news and olds! And remember Nitrome, we are still faithful.
Commented on Game Bad Ice Cream 3, 4 years ago Report Reply

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Nitrome oh Nitrome, how I love your new games and old, but there is a disturbance from what I've been told. Instead of fighting about what games are better, we should embrance the news and olds together! So everyone gather 'round, and let me tell you something that may sound profound, we are all Nitromians, proud and true, so let's love the old games and news like we all used to do! I must declare that this poem will hopefully stop the tear, the tear between the news and olds! And remember Nitrome, we are still faithful.
Commented on Game Nitrome Must Die, 4 years ago Report Reply

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Hello!
Commented on Game Nitrome Must Die, 4 years ago Report Reply
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